On a cloudy, windy day in Portland, Oregon, something eerie was going on at the local gene pool. There was no lifeguard on duty. Local residents were in an up-cry for concern for the health of their families and future of their town.
“I’m not sure what happened to him (referring to the lifeguard), he didn’t show up to do his moral duty for the day. I thought I could rely on him to do some good in the world, but he probably had a family party to attend too.”
“There are going to be a lot of problems in nine months. We have to prepare for the worst,” another resident suggested.
A local resident, Chaz Abraham, stated “It was like a free for all, everyone was hooking up at the gene pool. I hang out with some of the best looking people in town now that the lifeguard is gone.”
Other residents in the area caught a mysterious virus going around and were vomiting all day after the news was released.
On a side note, jobs for special learning teachers and nurses have increased in the area due to projected higher demands for the future.
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hahaha that chazer
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