The Wild Buffoon
The Wild Buffoon

Saturday, March 17, 2007

VIDEO: Jeopardy Shennanigans

Check out this crazy video. 1-25 Million chances that this would happen, but instead of wanting to win, the guy on the left was more concerned about making it a tie.. or maybe not? you be the judge.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Old Man Preaches to Young Man

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man. Some of these are funny.

Hilarious collection of newspaper ads (use the scroll bar)

Man wins 700,000 British pounds ($1.4 million) on a 2 pound ($4) bet.

He said everyone kept asking him how he planned to spend the money, adding: "I've not decided yet but I know I'm going to take my wife on a bloody good holiday."

Almost Cold German Rabbit Stew

Beagle rescued from a mountain ledge in Tennessee.

Highlights:
"A group of cheerleaders from Heritage High School had camped across the highway the night before and complained they couldn't get any sleep because of the dog's howls.
After watching the rescue, they did what cheerleaders do. They cheered."

"The dog's name is Hass, short for Hasenfeffer, a German rabbit stew."


The cheer went something like "ha ha, you are stuck on a mountain ledge you L-O-S-E-R dog named after German rabbit stew," in some sort of cheerleader chanting.

No More Couches On the Beach

Couches and other indoor furniture banned on Cocoa Beach. That just ruined my weekend.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

VIDEO: Think the Guy Below Is a Winner?...HA!



"I have a tattoo of a butt, on my butt.."

Electra Falls

Carmen Electra takes a spill on the runway (Video inside)

VIDEO: Ladies, can't find a true man? Look no further than the video below

Those Crazy, Sleepy, Russians!

Russian survives snooze on train track
source: stunning-stuff.com

A Russian man who fell asleep between train tracks failed to wake up when a 140-tonne cargo train passed over him.
Vladimir Rasimov passed out and fell asleep between the tracks as he took a short cut home after going out with some friends in a bar.

The train driver saw somebody on the line and braked sharply. When rescuers tried to pull the drunken sleeper from underneath the carriages the man was still sleeping. Unfortunately the rescuers failed and the train had to carry on to free him.

Train driver Vladimir Slabiy said: "I saw a man lying between the tracks and tried to stop, but it was too late. The train went right over him and I thought he must have been killed."

"But when I got out and checked he was still lying there fast asleep."

"If he had woken up from the noise of the train he would have lifted his head and been hit by the undercarriage and that would have been the end of him. It was lucky he was so drunk."

High-Roller Pizza

Luxury Pizza costs $1000 for one pie. Lobster, caviar, salmon. This is preposterous.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

VIDEO: These Guys Just Want a Date



"You can call me BBQ Lou, I got a thing for barbecue ribs"
"I go to clubs, get the groove on, that's kinda my life"
"I'm sick of playing the field and I don't need to date everything that moves"
"I would like a woman who can just get down and bowl"

VIDEO: Mobile, Alabama Leprechaun News Story

Did it rain LSD in Mobile?


"I wanna know where da gold at, I want da gold, gimmee da gold, I want da gold"

Did that guy want gold or something? Thought I heard him mention gold. Not sure though.


This was necessary....after watching that news story I think this was almost inevitable, thank you to Mark H for making this.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Sly Stalone Is on Hormones?

Sylvester Stallone charged with Importing a Banned Hormone in Australia. Rocky really is desperate to win the fight.


Source: external.cache.el-mundo.net

This was at the end of the article:
"Stallone and President Bush share the same birthday. According to Wikipedia, Stallone is also one of President George W. Bush's two favorite actors. The other is fellow action hero and conservative Chuck Norris. Both men attended Bush's inauguration as President in 2001, but Stallone also hosted a Democratic fundraising dinner in 1998."

Bush must love movies with punches and roundhouse kicks to the face.

Borat the Kazakhistani

Borat movie a big hit in Kazakhstan.

Source: liter.kz

Monday, March 12, 2007

VIDEO: Stewie is Mean to Olivia


"Your skin has the texture of a decorative, autumn squash."

Ford & Aston Martin

Ford expected to sell their stake in Aston Martin. Expected to be bought by two Kuwaiti firms and a possible racing mogul. Desperate, desperate, desperate.

Sunday, March 11, 2007

2007 NCAA Men's Bracket

Rip Off Those College Students

College textbook prices are rediculous. "Certainly there are some subjects with a legitimate need for a new textbook every couple of years because the content changes so rapidly," Katz said. But "calculus hasn't changed in 300 years, so there's no need for a new edition of a textbook every couple of years."

VIDEO: Andy McKee on Guitar

"300" Movie

"300" movie is huge hit in box office.

Here's the trailer:

Toyota's Anti-Matte Paint

Toyota releases the anti-matte paint job. It's not shiny enough, someone slap some wax on that car.

Sicko Forgets Something In Trunk

15 year old kills mother and leaves her body in the trunk of a car for over a month. You are SICK.
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