Friday, February 2, 2007
K-Fed Encouraged To Think Outside the Bun
First off, congratulations on your upcoming Super Bowl ad. We heard it's generating a lot of talk, particularly about working in the fast food industry.
We know you respect those who work in our business. In fact, last year you said in an interview, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is, what life is. You don't have it easy with me. Period. My kids are going to work at Taco Bell."
We're flattered, but obviously they're too young to work for us. So here's our offer to you: Come work for us, just for a one hour shift. We'll get you a uniform, a custom name tag and show you what a great place Taco Bell is to work. We'll even reward customers who visit that restaurant with an order of our new Carne Asada Steak Grilled Taquitos for free.
We encourage you to continue to "Think Outside the Bun" and hope you accept our tasty offer.
Sincerely,
Greg Creed
President
Taco Bell Corp.“
This is really what K-Fed needs, a real job that doesn’t suck unlike his wife beaters and rap CD.
Full Article @ PopSugar
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Vista To Run Life Support Systems?
Would you put your life on the line with a Microsoft product? This gives a new meaning to the phrase "the blue screen of death", Billy G. is bold. Real bold.
I Didn't Like the Way My Face Was Lookin'
Mike Tyson is quite the character. Here are his comments about the tattoo on his face: "I just wanted to put something on my face," Tyson added. "I didn't like the way my face was looking."
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Chihuahua Vs. Japanese Beetle - Who wins?
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
Some things are better than a hefty paycheck
When winter hits, Dan has a lot to prepare for. “It gets cold, but my buffalo fur keeps me warm. It’s cheaper than a heated house and there are other benefits too”, which he declined to mention. “I see all these people living in houses and such, there’s no morals in that, all a person needs is the light of the moon, a bald eagle, and a little food here and there!”
When we asked if he ever got hungry, he stated “I sometimes get hungry, and a nice buffalo always gives me my fill for the week” as he continues to track a herd across the