25 Worst Rapper Names

The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time.

Vulgar Hestkuk Yelling

Norwegian police must tolerate more abuse.

A 34-year-old man from Alta was acquitted this week for calling a police officer a "hestkuk" (horse p***s) after having his drivers license confiscated after a seat belt check, newspaper Finnmark Dagblad reports. A majority of the court again decided that this expression was normal in that part of the country and was in nearly daily use - therefore it should be tolerable. Police have appealed the verdict.

A normal expression that is used daily? Hestkuk this. Hestkuk that.

Robot Chicken

Not as good as the torn video

Snow Angels Hold World Record

BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) - Legislators waved their arms in a snow-angel salute Wednesday to celebrate North Dakota recapturing a world record for those whimsical works of winter. Guinness World Records has confirmed that the state holds the world record for the most snow angels made simultaneously in one place, said Marilyn Snyder, the education curator for the State Historical Society of North Dakota. "If anybody wants to challenge (the snow angel record), bring 'em on." said state Senator Dick Dever, who sponsored a resolution celebrating the achievement that the Senate approved Wednesday. It now goes to the state House.

8,962 Snow Angels set record in Guinness Book.
Whose brilliant idea was this?

World's Tallest Man Gets Hitched

BEIJING (Reuters) - The world's tallest man, whose search for a bride covered the world, ended up marrying a woman from his home town nearly half his age and more than two feet shorter, Chinese media reported on Wednesday.

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Bao Xishun, 56, a 2.36-metre (7-ft, 9-inch) herdsman listed by Guinness World Records as the tallest living man, married a 29-year-old saleswoman, the Beijing News said. Both come from Chifeng in Inner Mongolia.

"After sending out marriage advertisements across the world and going through a long selection process, the efforts have finally paid off," the newspaper said.

It was the first wedding for Bao and his bride, Xia Shujuan, a mere 1.68 metres (5 ft 6 inches) tall.

Bao reached his height in a seven-year spurt that began in his teens and which doctors have yet to explain, according to Guinness.

After a career in the army, where he was recruited for a basketball team, he returned to Inner Mongolia. He now herds livestock and hires himself out for publicity stunts.

In December, Bao saved the lives of two dolphins by reaching deep into their stomachs with his 1.06-metre (42-inch) long arm to pull out pieces of plastic, according to Chinese media.

Where Art Thou Sewage?

Source: geo.utep.edu

15 million gallons of sewage lost.

SAND LAKE, Mich. (AP) -- About 15 million gallons of partially treated sewage water disappeared from a 250,000 square-foot storage lagoon into a sinkhole, but officials don't know where it went after that. "It's an odd case. A sinkhole gobbled up all the water and we don't know where it went... It seems to have just gone down into the earth. "We don't smell anything and we don't see anything."

I feel bad for the sinkhole that "gobbled it up". If you see murky brown tap water coming out of your faucet, you might want to call someone.

The Evolution of M. Jackson's FACE

Source: Encore Celebrities.com

The Evolution of Michael Jackson (click for pics). Wow he looks incredible, all of those plastic surgeries really helped. Look at his nose in the second to last picture, I think it's about to fall off.

Mating Dog Gets Hospitalized

Too much mating puts dog in hospital.

A male dog in Chengdu, Sichuan, had to receive an intravenous drip in hospital after being given Viagra and made to mate with three female dogs on a single day. Wang, the dog's owner, has been very busy since mating season arrived. Her dog is considered handsome, and many owners of female dogs want her dog to sire puppies with their pets. Wang can earn more than 1,000 yuan ($128) per breeding session, so in order to boost her earnings she fed her dog Viagra and made it mate with three female dogs last Sunday. The effort was apparently strenuous enough that the dog had to be taken to hospital.

Wang is one sick owner.

Man Cuddles with Car at Gas Station

Drunk man falls asleep while filling up his car with gas. He was 4x the legal limit and fell asleep on the ground, next to his car.

VIDEO: Winona St. vs. Barton BBall Championship

What a finish.

VIDEO: Billiards Shark

Thanks to Chase.

VIDEO: Kevin James Standup

VIDEO: Allen Iverson Burning Jordan

AI in his early days making Jordan look silly.

Iraq vs. Detroit - The Showdown

Parts of Iraq are no more dangerous than Detroit says Congressman.

During an interview Monday with WILS-AM, Rep. Tim Walberg said the returning troops he has talked with "indicate to me that 80 to 85 percent, in a conservative fashion, of the country is reasonably under control, at least as well as Detroit or Chicago or any of our other big cities. That's an encouraging sign."

Well that's comforting, I'm sure whether to feel good for Iraq or bad for Detroit.

Hawaiian Pizza Head

Man with Ham and Pineapple Pizza Tattooed on his HEAD. That looks pretty good, almost as good as Cat Man. Yes that guy is real.

The tattoo took three hours to complete and features three types of ham, chunks of pineapple and long strands of cheese dripping down Mr Helsby's neck.

He said: "I'm really pleased with it, and I'll keep my head shaved at the back for a few weeks to show it off."

Top Jobs

A List of the Top 20 Jobs in America.

Allergic to Technology

Uk Lady allergic to cell phones, microwaves, wireless internet and the like. Worst disease ever.

Valet Madness

Valet drives amputees car into amputee. He accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake? It must have been tough to figure out the part where the brake isn't the gas. Stupid.

VIDEO: Cop Leprechaun

VIDEO: We're All Racists

VIDEO: Strangers with Candy - Could be funny

Musical Genius

Listening to music makes you smart

Scientists have uncovered the first concrete evidence that playing music can significantly enhance the brain and sharpen hearing for all kinds of sounds, including speech.

"Experience with music appears to help with many other things in life, potentially transferring to activities like reading or picking up nuances in tones of voices or hearing sounds in a noisy classroom better," researcher Nina Kraus, a neuroscientist at Northwestern University, told LiveScience.

Scout Makes Beef Jerky

Missing Boy Scout found

“Nothing was going on. He was in good spirits,” Auberry said. “He ate lunch, chatting with the boys. He was walking around with I think some Pringles and a mess kit. The next moment, sounds like a blink of the eye, he was gone.”

“They do a great job in the scouts of educating the kids of what to beware of and tips. I’m hopeful that Michael has taken those to heart,” he said. “I hope he’s hunkered down. I hope he’s found a warm place.”

“I think he’s got some of that book in his mind,” Auberry said. “In my fantasy, when they find him, he’ll be making beef jerky somewhere or something like that. He’s got a lot of resources to draw from.”

If you ever get lost in the woods: bring Pringles, a mess kit, hunker down in a warm place, and make Dad think you are making beef jerky somewhere.

VIDEO: Get Rid of Telemarketers

Enron Humor

Kenneth Lay's Children Inherit 4,000 Pensions. Funny and probably well-deserved.

"Dad would take us down to the Enron office, and he would show us all the happy, hardworking people there," Mark Lay said. "He would tell us, 'Kids, one day, everything these people have will be yours.'"

"One year, [Lay's stepson] Beau made the Dean's List, and Dad was so proud, he gave him someone's liquidated health care plan," Mark Lay said. "And another time, out of the blue, he came home with 340 dental packages in his arms. He gave them out like candy. Even the dog got one. He was such a thoughtful, kind man."

Fake Name Gets Man Jailed

Man gets pulled over and taken to jail for a suspended license. The passenger in the car agrees to drive the car but gives police a fake name. The fake name was for a wanted felon, so they take the passenger to jail also. The passenger ended up getting off with giving a false statement to police.

VIDEO: Jeopardy Shennanigans

Check out this crazy video. 1-25 Million chances that this would happen, but instead of wanting to win, the guy on the left was more concerned about making it a tie.. or maybe not? you be the judge.

Old Man Preaches to Young Man

Advice to Young Men from an Old Man. Some of these are funny.

Hilarious collection of newspaper ads (use the scroll bar)

Man wins 700,000 British pounds ($1.4 million) on a 2 pound ($4) bet.

He said everyone kept asking him how he planned to spend the money, adding: "I've not decided yet but I know I'm going to take my wife on a bloody good holiday."

Almost Cold German Rabbit Stew

Beagle rescued from a mountain ledge in Tennessee.

Highlights:

"A group of cheerleaders from Heritage High School had camped across the highway the night before and complained they couldn't get any sleep because of the dog's howls.
After watching the rescue, they did what cheerleaders do. They cheered."

"The dog's name is Hass, short for Hasenfeffer, a German rabbit stew."

The cheer went something like "ha ha, you are stuck on a mountain ledge you L-O-S-E-R dog named after German rabbit stew," in some sort of cheerleader chanting.

No More Couches On the Beach

Couches and other indoor furniture banned on Cocoa Beach. That just ruined my weekend.

VIDEO: Think the Guy Below Is a Winner?...HA!

"I have a tattoo of a butt, on my butt.."

Electra Falls

Carmen Electra takes a spill on the runway (Video inside)

VIDEO: Ladies, can't find a true man? Look no further than the video below

Those Crazy, Sleepy, Russians!

Russian survives snooze on train track
source: stunning-stuff.com

A Russian man who fell asleep between train tracks failed to wake up when a 140-tonne cargo train passed over him.
Vladimir Rasimov passed out and fell asleep between the tracks as he took a short cut home after going out with some friends in a bar.

The train driver saw somebody on the line and braked sharply. When rescuers tried to pull the drunken sleeper from underneath the carriages the man was still sleeping. Unfortunately the rescuers failed and the train had to carry on to free him.

Train driver Vladimir Slabiy said: "I saw a man lying between the tracks and tried to stop, but it was too late. The train went right over him and I thought he must have been killed."

"But when I got out and checked he was still lying there fast asleep."

"If he had woken up from the noise of the train he would have lifted his head and been hit by the undercarriage and that would have been the end of him. It was lucky he was so drunk."

High-Roller Pizza

Luxury Pizza costs $1000 for one pie. Lobster, caviar, salmon. This is preposterous.

VIDEO: These Guys Just Want a Date

"You can call me BBQ Lou, I got a thing for barbecue ribs"
"I go to clubs, get the groove on, that's kinda my life"
"I'm sick of playing the field and I don't need to date everything that moves"
"I would like a woman who can just get down and bowl"

VIDEO: Mobile, Alabama Leprechaun News Story

Did it rain LSD in Mobile?


"I wanna know where da gold at, I want da gold, gimmee da gold, I want da gold"

Did that guy want gold or something? Thought I heard him mention gold. Not sure though.


This was necessary....after watching that news story I think this was almost inevitable, thank you to Mark H for making this.

Sly Stalone Is on Hormones?

Sylvester Stallone charged with Importing a Banned Hormone in Australia. Rocky really is desperate to win the fight.


Source: external.cache.el-mundo.net

This was at the end of the article:
"Stallone and President Bush share the same birthday. According to Wikipedia, Stallone is also one of President George W. Bush's two favorite actors. The other is fellow action hero and conservative Chuck Norris. Both men attended Bush's inauguration as President in 2001, but Stallone also hosted a Democratic fundraising dinner in 1998."

Bush must love movies with punches and roundhouse kicks to the face.

Borat the Kazakhistani

Borat movie a big hit in Kazakhstan.

Source: liter.kz

VIDEO: Stewie is Mean to Olivia

"Your skin has the texture of a decorative, autumn squash."

Ford & Aston Martin

Ford expected to sell their stake in Aston Martin. Expected to be bought by two Kuwaiti firms and a possible racing mogul. Desperate, desperate, desperate.

2007 NCAA Men's Bracket

Rip Off Those College Students

College textbook prices are rediculous. "Certainly there are some subjects with a legitimate need for a new textbook every couple of years because the content changes so rapidly," Katz said. But "calculus hasn't changed in 300 years, so there's no need for a new edition of a textbook every couple of years."

VIDEO: Andy McKee on Guitar

"300" Movie

"300" movie is huge hit in box office.

Here's the trailer:

Toyota's Anti-Matte Paint

Toyota releases the anti-matte paint job. It's not shiny enough, someone slap some wax on that car.